Muscle Comparisons

When I was bodybuilding I was a little bit cocky.  I liked the attention that came with having big muscles.  I dressed to show off what I'd worked so hard to build.  I liked it when some ordinary guy would ask me to "make a muscle for them".  I liked it even more when they would flex, too, and we could both see how much bigger my biceps were than theirs.  It made me feel so big and dominant: powerful.

Now that I am no longer bodybuilding, I enjoy seeing big muscle guys dressed to show off their big muscles. I enjoy asking muscle guys to "make a muscle for me".  I'll even flex my own muscles at the same time so we can both see how much bigger their biceps are than mine.  It makes me appreciate their dominance and power.

Nothing quite like seeing muscle gods compared to ordinary mortals.  A few I like:

Height doesn't necessarily make you a muscle god.

Don't be fooled by the Superman logo.  We can see who is the real superman here!

You know you've got a great body when you are a foot shorter than Sean Allen and can STILL hold your own in a physique comparison.

The little guy's smile tells all.  The muscle god is so big in comparison...his WRISTS are bigger than the little guy's biceps!  That's hot.

The little guy has the cockiness, the big guy isn't godly...I'm not sure who the winner is in this comparison.

But we know the winner here! The little guy in blue has some nice arms, but his buddy on the far left knows who's the Alpha...he can't keep his hands off the muscle god.

You don't always have to be massive to be a muscle god.  This man's ripped muscle is sufficient to impress most mortals.

Alexy Lesukov - Russian Muscle Stud

I've been following the progress of this guy for a couple of years now.  When I first saw him he was already a muscle stud.  He's just gotten bigger and better!

This is a couple of years old...off season...HUGE arms...love.  I'm satisfied with a muscle guy wearing a shirt so long as he has guns like these and he has no reticence about flexing for his admirers.

Again, a couple of years old...competition condition...nearly perfect.  Look at the size of his pecs!  They are glorious.  And he's got some serious thighs.  Even relaxed this guy's physique is all about POWER.

Oh! Even better! He's short AND wears glasses.  Swoon.  His fore arms are very nearly as big as the taller guy's biceps...and the taller guy's got some nice guns!  Alexy's guns look strong enough to snap the taller guy like a twig.

And he just seems so HAPPY about being so big, about flexing for the camera and getting all the attention.  Wouldn't you?  Look at the peaks on those mountainous biceps of his!  His lats are thick, too.  Love this display of muscle dominance.

A Miscellany of Muscle

I am feeling somewhat random today.  So I'm going to share a random selection of muscle men that I find attractive for a variety of reasons.

Lets start with Takeru Kobayashi, the hot dog eating champ.  This photo was taken when he was at his peak as a competitive eater and a year or two before he hit his highest weight as a bodybuilder.  This photo was taken as the competitors were being introduced.  Seriously, look at his biceps here.  Damn.  That pose.  That expression.  Total PDA on his part, intimidating his competitors, declaring his dominance, and demanding respect!

Here's another PDA.  Flexing in a restaurant!  The bodybuilder's arm is just shredded and still huge.  The poor little guy next to him knows he can't even compare.  So does everybody else at the table.  They know the skinny guy can't compare.  They know that they can't compare.  And the expression on the bodybuilder is one of such confidence, "yes, I am all that."

This guy is super handsome and those pecs! Oh, dear Lord, those pecs.  This guy's chest is swollen like a balloon, inflated up, dwarfing his traps.  This guy has cleavage that looks deep enough to swallow us up.  His expression is odd, too.  Hard to read.  If you cover his forehead and eye brows, he looks so sweet, in contrast to the dominant mass of his chest.  But if you see his entire face, he looks concerned or angry even, as if we have not pleased him.  I really don't want to piss of a guy with a chest like that!

Kamil is a favorite of mine.  He has a body type that I love: freaky.  It is BEAUTIFUL, but it is freaky.  He has the tiny waist I love, the big chest I love, the massive guns I love.  And he has a great V-taper.  But his neck is long, and his traps aren't well developed.  He looks out of proportion in the very best way.  And the expression in this photo is total cocky dominant.  Love it.

This is a morph.  But I don't care.  It's hot.  It is a fantasy of an ideal man: strong, narrow waist, massive pecs, mountains for traps, arms swollen with muscle.  This is the kind of man I want to meet in bed.  I want to feel the difference in size between his narrow waist and his huge chest.  I want to feel those freaky pecs grinding into my body as he wraps those pythons around me and slowly squeezes me like a tube of toothpaste.  Oh, yes, I do.

Sometimes I like my musclemen smaller, skinny even, geeky, too.  This guy has a great arm.  I love the look of determination on his face.  His youth and his glasses tell one story.  His flexing that arm tells another.  He's a young muscle god in training.  He's not full size yet, but he's dominant and he knows it.  He isn't huge, but he's already worship worthy.

Here's another guy flexing in a restaurant.  But who's noticing?  Just us.  It is private display in a public place.   A totally cocky display of PDA.  Risking embarrassing the viewer who is captivated by the display of muscle.  We could be seen to be marveling at his muscle.  He doesn't even have to take his shirt off for us to see how big his arm is and how stunning the peak is on his biceps.  His traps are good and his waist is small.  And is it my imagination, or is that look on his face one of pity, pity for us, the weaklings who are worshiping him in public.

And here we have today's ultimate muscle god.  He's all business.  Serious about his training.  Serious about his muscle.  He's a total stud.  He knows it.  We know it.  The perfect Alpha male.  Huge and ripped, his muscles are full and round and hard and he isn't even flexing.  He can't wait to dominate us physically, probably with only one hand.  Dying to experience that!  There's a part of me that wants to let lose a barrage of punches to a gut like that.  It's begging to be pounded.  Of course, all that would do is hurt my hands.  His abs look like brick wall of hard muscle.  And it might just piss him off.  Wonder what I'd have to do to make it up to him?

Car Flexers

So what situation leads muscle guys to flex in the car?  Seriously?  Do we have to ask? Beg?  Or is it an initial display of dominance that they initiate?  I want to know!

Flexing for somebody else is an act of aggression.  It is a display of dominance.  It is presenting one's self as an object of attraction and worship.  Flexers are challenging the viewers: either you meet their display or you can't.  And if you can't, they are the Alpha male.

The smile makes his massive biceps a little less intimidating.  But with biceps this big and beautiful, he doesn't need to be serious and scary.  He's the winner in any display of muscular size and he knows it.  And the size of his arms are just breath taking.  I'd be happily Beta to his Alpha.

This is the same guy...different shirt.  I think I like this shot better, in spite of the glare.  Seen from this angle, with our being in a lower position, looking up at the back of his massive biceps, his arm looks even bigger and more enticing.  His display of size is awesome demanding worshipful attention.

This young muscle man isn't nearly as big as the first guy, but what he lacks in size he makes up for with attitude.  Not only is he showing off his gun, he's admiring it as well.  There's something sexy about self admiration.  It's particularly cocky done in front of others.  Quite and Alpha approach.  This one qualifies as a PDA (public display of alpha).  Totally hot.

Okay, we've walked up to the car window and the driver hits us with THIS.  Damn.  Look at that peak!  This guy is taking charge from the get go.  His expression seems to say, "really? you want to mess with this?" Oh, yes.  I do.

This car flexer may not be driving, but you can tell he'll be in the driver's seat in every other way.  The sly expression is cold and calculating.  He's sizing up our reaction to his big biceps and Popeye fore arms.  He knows we'll be appreciative.

Do you have any Car Flexer pictures?  Share 'em!  

Have you ever flexed in the car for somebody?  Tell me about it.  What was the situation?  How did your audience react?  How'd you feel when you were flexing in the car?

Lee Priest Progression

Lee Priest at 12:

He's got a great start.  But he's a bit all shoulders and abs at this point.

Lee Priest at 13:

He's made some progress.  Arms are bigger, better lats, legs starting to show some definition.

Lee Priest at 14:

Holy cow!  What a jump in gains between 13 and 14...though this is probably late in his 14th year.  In off season condition, he's developing serious mass.  He looks better than most 17 to 19 year old bodybuilders at only 14.

Lee Priest at 15:

Okay, now this is a seasoned bodybuilder and he's only 15.  The quality of his muscle is extraordinary.  He's developed serious arms, pecs and shoulders.  His abs are ripped.  His legs still need work.

Lee Priest at 16:

Really?  Only a year later?  His legs are making progress now.  His torso is just sick.  He's just old enough to drive and his guns put much older bodybuilders to shame.  And look at those lats!

Lee Priest at 17:

Holy smokes, this guy is unreal.  His legs have very nearly caught up with his torso.  His arms and shoulders look like they belong on a guy 5 or 6 years older.  You could probably grate cheese on the cuts in his pecs.

Lee Priest at 18:

Okay.  At 18 we can finally see how short he is, probably 5'-3" or 5'-4" tall.  But his physique is that of an adult bodybuilder.  If you block out his face, he looks like a competitor in his late 20's or early 30's.  He's a brute.

Lee Priest at 21 (first pro appearance):

Sorry.  I was wrong.  NOW he's a brute.  At 21, his first professional competition in the US, Lee Priest is a monster of muscle.  Freaking TINY waist, astonishing V-taper, arms of a god. Yeah. Entirely worshipworthy.

Lee Priest in 2010

This is the muscle god we've come to know.  Staggering amount of muscle packed onto his 5'-3" frame.  And seeing that he's been a muscle stud since he was 14...and even earlier...there's no doubt about his dedication to bodybuilding.

Wish I could apply his stage tan!

Lee Priest at 19

Yikes! Look at him!  Only 19.  He had both incredible size and great symmetry.

Makes my knees weak.

Lee Priest at 18

Not sure about the color here...is he really painted gold? or is that the lighting?

Who cares?! Look at that physique!

I think he was about 18 here, based on the video of him at 19 that I'll post next....

Lee Priest at 17

I know.  We've all seen this video many, many times.  But it still rocks my world.  Lee Priest, training and flexing at age 17.  That double biceps pose at 0:13 makes my knees weak.  That body is so close to perfect to my mind.  You know my litany of awesomeness: tiny waist, big chest, massive arms, thick thighs, with the additional bonus of being short!

Lee Priest at 14

OMG.

That's about all I can say.  He had at 14 the kind of body most bodybuilders don't have until they're in their early 20's.  You can see the roots of his muscle godliness here.

No Kindle? No Problem! All Three Books Now Available As PDF's

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First Book Now Available As A PDF.

Some of my readers have been asking for a non-Kindle ebook version of my books.  I have found a way to make PDF versions of my books available.  So, If you haven't purchased my book as a paperback or a Kindle, now you can get a PDF version of my first book, I Am A Freak, through gumroad.com who provide secure credit card processing and an easy download of the book.

PDF Edition of I Am A Freak

If there is sufficient interest, I'll format books two and three for PDF editions, too.

Robin Strand Trains Arms

This video is a little long.  I am not fond of listening to bodybuilders chatter on about training and stuff, so I watch these with the sound turned off.



Robin Strand has such a thick physique.  He's massive.  Love how huge his arms are getting.  Just kind of takes your breath away when he flexes!

Movie Muscle

I went to see the new Avengers movie.  I had no expectations.  It was bubblegum for the mind, I guess.  The best part, in my opinion, were the physiques of Chris Evens (Captain America) and Chris Hemsworth (Thor).  These guys have really made something of their bod's.  The worst part of the movie was that neither of these guys has a shirtless scene.  Their real muscle made the CGI Hulk muscle look kind of lame.  But maybe that's just me.  Hot young men with muscles!

In other muscle sighting news, I was at Costco last weekend and saw a guy who looked like one of the body part obsessed characters from my stories.  This guy, Asian, about 5'-10", maybe 175 pounds, would have been more or less unremarkable, except that his pecs were huge: broad, firm, forming a nice shelf without even flexing.  His shoulders rolled forward from the size of his pecs.  His shirt was sufficiently snug around his chest that I could see the outline of the shape of his pecs, including some significant cleavage.  His fore arms were really well defined and he had decent upper arms, but nothing that would suggest that his chest should be so big.  I wish guys like this would go shirtless, or at least wear tank tops!

Asian Welter Weight

Welterweight competitor from the 2012 Jahor Bodybuilding Competition.  This guy is a WELTERWEIGHT.  He weights 156 pounds.  Look out packed with muscle his frame is.  He's a monster.  But with that kind of physique at only 156 pounds, he is very short.  A mighty mouse!  Love it!

Asian Monster Posing

This is a guest posing performance by an off season Asian bodybuilder.  Man, do I love this guy's physique! Great size and proportion, just lean enough to show what he's got, not too lean.  Woof.

Kevin in Motion

I've posted about this Thai bodybuilder before.  But a great body is always worth looking at again.  The commentary by his friend is all in Thai, so the sound won't be very illuminating.  But Kevin's body is great.

More Robin Strand

This time we get to see him without a shirt, in better light and showing off his strength and physique.



Those arms alone make him a muscle master in my book.

Robin Strand Posing

Here's another video of Robin Strand posing.  He's still off season, but starting to cut for competition.  He doesn't take off his shirt for nearly 54 seconds, so fly past all the chatter to see a damned impressive physique.  I just wish the lighting was better.

Some Arm Wrestling

Here are two muscle models arm wrestling.



The brunette put up a good fight!  The blonde prevailed, however.  I put it down to technique.  The blonde had better position for a win.  But even though he lost, I like the brunettes body better.  Looking at his physique, it's hard to imagine him losing!

Robin Strand Having Fun

Robin Strand is a pretty successful teen bodybuilder.  In this video, he is off-season and in bulking mode and just kind of messing around with a friend for the camera.  The guy has some serious bulk on him.  I like the way he worships his own biceps when he's arm wrestling the other guy.  Just fun to watch.

Falseyedee's Paperback Books Now Available In The UK and Europe

Thanks to my printer's expanding their network of print on demand locations, my paperback books are now available to readers in the UK and Europe without having to pay for shipping from the United States.  For those of my European readers who love real books and love muscle, now you can buy the books, get them for less shipping cost and much faster, too.

If you live in the UK or Europe and have a Kindle, or a Kindle app on your computer, iPad, or smart phone, you can also order the ebook from your "local" Amazon site as well.

A question for everybody: would you like to see the books available as PDF's? Would you buy them in that format?

Look at The Size of Him!

This is Milton Holloway a year ago.  Look at the size of the man!  Love his pecs...and his biceps...and (I almost never say this) his lats.  Damn.

Crappy Webcam...Great Bod

If you can get past the poor quality web cam he's using, this guy is rocking a fine frame.

Cody Montgomery

This young man is only 17, but he is well on his way to a successful career in bodybuilding.  Just look at the size of him!  Granted this is off season, but still...so much quality muscle.

Quick Shot

Sometimes it isn't about size.  Sometimes it's just beautiful.

A Selection of Bulging Biceps

Just because...a selection of bulging biceps.

This guy, on the left, has one of the hottest physiques around. Woof.

Happy Spring!

Does Anybody Else Remember Him?

Does anybody else remember the guy who posted to one of the muscle forums as "grtpecs"?

He was very good at photographing himself in the most flattering way. I thought his pecs were just luscious. I was so disappointed when he stopped posting. Hope he kept up his pec training!

Some Gym Flexing

I posted a video of this guy, Garlindo, comparing with another gym friend not long ago.  I like his physique so much, I figured he needed some screen time alone.



I just love his tiny waist, washboard abs, big pecs and mountainous biceps!

A Miscellaneous Collection

Just a couple of pictures I've found along the way that I really like:

This guy is not only sporting an awesome arm, but he's handsome too.  I love the expression on his face.  "You looking at me? Yeah, you are."

Sometimes all it takes is a little flex to demonstrate just how in charge you really are.  Damn.  Look at that youthful face and that big gun.  This guy is in charge.

 "Damn, it's like touching stone!"

This guy has the "gawky muscle newbie" proportions that I find really attractive.  His muscles have grown, but somehow he's still kind of lanky.

And just because he's so damn cute, here's the first guy again showing off in class.  His smile is so mischievous!  He knows he's tempting us...and he's enjoying it.

Paija Ak Upau ... Quite A Name

Paija Ak Upau has quite a name and quite a phyisique.



He isn't spectacular, but he is beautiful.  Handsome face, symmetrical and aesthetic build.  Magnificent muscles!

Two Bodybuilders Comparing

I am a bit of a fan of Garlindo, the guy on the left in this video.



Both have nice bodies.  But Garlindo has the tiny waist and broad shoulders that make for the dramatic V taper that really makes a physique stand out in my mind.

Robin Strand Posing Off Season

A video of amateur competitive bodybuilder Robin Strand off season.



Woof.  Such mass and size on a guy is worth looking at again.  I think I will.

Good Poser

This guy isn't huge.  He has good size, though, and he has decent definition.



What makes this guy sing, in my mind, is the quality of his posing.  He knows how to pose, how to show his body in the most aesthetic way.  It makes his not huge body look magnificent.