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Holy Man! Look at those abs.

A bonus post, inspired by this photo found online. This is what I call "surprising muscle".  There is no way that I would have imagined that this young, skinny guy had a chiseled torso like that.  Who would have thought this guy would have such a beautiful 6-pack, maybe an 8-pack if he flexes, such nice pecs, and amazing serratus muscles.  Heck, even his arm looks like it would ball up into nicely peaked biceps.  I'd smile, too, with a torso like that.  But, with his shirt down, and he's just another skinny guy with a nice smile.

His amazing torso encourages him to show off, lifting his shirt to pose with his friends, like a true Alpha Male.  And his friends want to be with him.  With that smile and those muscles, he has charisma.  His buddies are just dying to get their hands on his muscles.

But how would that play out?  Would he be the dominant Alpha Malel?  Would he use his muscles and charisma to demand worship from his buddies?  I could see him standing shirtless as his buddies knelt around him feeling his abs and pecs and singing his praises.

Or would he be the muscle toy for his fraternity of brothers, used for their muscle amusement?  I could see them tying him up and administering gut punches, or torturing his pecs, or forcing him to put those glorious abdominal muscles to work with prolonged sessions of crunches, sit ups, leg lifts and the like.

Is he going to get bigger and be the Alpha Male here? Or will be be trained and tortured into a submissive muscle toy?  This could be the turning point.

Another Random Muscle Morph

I found this image after I posted the cropped picture of the guy on the left. I suspected that it was a morph then, but here, I wonder if it is or not. Not that I care. In this case, the image is more successful for me in this version because of the comparison to the scrawny guy on the right.  It makes the big muscles of the guy on the left even more impressive with the comparison.  Muscle man's fore arms are bigger than the little guy's biceps.  Love this image.

More Random Muscle Morphs

There are a few people out there who are masters of morphing and photo manipulation.  This is one of the classics of the genre.  This is a remorph by Newz of a photo manipulation by Matt.  The contrast between the young face, un modified by steriods and HGH use with the massive muscles of the body is the key to the success of this morph.

More Random Muscle Morphs

Sometimes it isn't necessarily the size of the muscle man, but the little details that make a morph a totally hot fantasy.

In this morph, it is the ripped sleeves that make it so hot.  This muscle hunk's arms have grown so much that his shirt can't contain them.  And I can imagine that if he moves to much or flexes those big guns, that shirt is going to be torn to shreds!

Random Muscle Morphs

In my previous post, I asked you to imagine what it would be like to be wrapped up in the morphed muscle monster's arms and slowly crushed against his massive pecs.  Here, we get to see what it would look like to be caught up in a muscle bear hug.  Love this morphed muscle monster's arms pumped up with blood as he crushes the skinny guy!

Random Muscle Morphs

Here's another muscle morph that I like:

This is an example of a morph that takes the development up to and over the line in the very best way.  In reality, a man with a chest like that would look like a total muscle freak and be mocked.  But here, rendered in black and white I find those two HUMONGOUS pectorals and beefy arms on top of that tiny waist is super hot.  Can you imagine getting caught up in his arms and slowly crushed against those pecs? Oh, my.

A note for my regular visitors.  Because of the holidays and a family medical situation, I will only be posting on Mondays for the next month or so.  Hoping to get back to twice a week in January 2013.  Bear with me!

Random Muscle Morphs

Some folks don't like muscle morphs.  The value of fantasy is lost of them.  I love a good morph.  The next few posts will feature some of my favorites.  Like this one:

I like this one for several reasons. First, it is an unusual pose.  Second, with two, it is also a comparison shot.  Third, the shorter guy is made bigger than the taller one.  That all adds up to hotness!

Shirt Lifters

Do you wonder what kind of body is hidden behind the clothes of people you meet? Sometimes, you don't want to know. Other times you suspect there's muscle there.  Then there are the times you find out that there was serious muscle lurking under those clothes. Shirtlifters, guys who'll lift up their shirts to show off their abs are great examples.

I suspect that this guy doesn't look that impressive with his shirt down.  Young, skinny, baggy pants, then lifts up his shirt and, damn! Look at those abs! An impressive 8-pack displayed for the camera.

Better than showing off for the camera is showing off for your friends, lifting up your shirt and showing your buddies what you've got. Rippling abs and defined serratus muscles ready to be admired.  Total Alpha Male executing a PDA.

This guy resembles a guy I used to work with.  It isn't him, but looks like him.  Short, thick, sturdy muscle, but then he lifts his shirt and holy man, look at those abs!  Seriously strong, cobbled abs and the biceps ain't bad either.

This guy, though is the one that impresses me most.  In that shirt, I would never have suspected that he had a torso like that.  The guy is ripped to shreds and fantastically built.  Look at those abs and pecs?  And his quads are sick.  This is an example of unexpected muscle, a PDA and utterly worship worthy.

A Miscellany of Muscle

I am feeling somewhat random today.  So I'm going to share a random selection of muscle men that I find attractive for a variety of reasons.

Lets start with Takeru Kobayashi, the hot dog eating champ.  This photo was taken when he was at his peak as a competitive eater and a year or two before he hit his highest weight as a bodybuilder.  This photo was taken as the competitors were being introduced.  Seriously, look at his biceps here.  Damn.  That pose.  That expression.  Total PDA on his part, intimidating his competitors, declaring his dominance, and demanding respect!

Here's another PDA.  Flexing in a restaurant!  The bodybuilder's arm is just shredded and still huge.  The poor little guy next to him knows he can't even compare.  So does everybody else at the table.  They know the skinny guy can't compare.  They know that they can't compare.  And the expression on the bodybuilder is one of such confidence, "yes, I am all that."

This guy is super handsome and those pecs! Oh, dear Lord, those pecs.  This guy's chest is swollen like a balloon, inflated up, dwarfing his traps.  This guy has cleavage that looks deep enough to swallow us up.  His expression is odd, too.  Hard to read.  If you cover his forehead and eye brows, he looks so sweet, in contrast to the dominant mass of his chest.  But if you see his entire face, he looks concerned or angry even, as if we have not pleased him.  I really don't want to piss of a guy with a chest like that!

Kamil is a favorite of mine.  He has a body type that I love: freaky.  It is BEAUTIFUL, but it is freaky.  He has the tiny waist I love, the big chest I love, the massive guns I love.  And he has a great V-taper.  But his neck is long, and his traps aren't well developed.  He looks out of proportion in the very best way.  And the expression in this photo is total cocky dominant.  Love it.

This is a morph.  But I don't care.  It's hot.  It is a fantasy of an ideal man: strong, narrow waist, massive pecs, mountains for traps, arms swollen with muscle.  This is the kind of man I want to meet in bed.  I want to feel the difference in size between his narrow waist and his huge chest.  I want to feel those freaky pecs grinding into my body as he wraps those pythons around me and slowly squeezes me like a tube of toothpaste.  Oh, yes, I do.

Sometimes I like my musclemen smaller, skinny even, geeky, too.  This guy has a great arm.  I love the look of determination on his face.  His youth and his glasses tell one story.  His flexing that arm tells another.  He's a young muscle god in training.  He's not full size yet, but he's dominant and he knows it.  He isn't huge, but he's already worship worthy.

Here's another guy flexing in a restaurant.  But who's noticing?  Just us.  It is private display in a public place.   A totally cocky display of PDA.  Risking embarrassing the viewer who is captivated by the display of muscle.  We could be seen to be marveling at his muscle.  He doesn't even have to take his shirt off for us to see how big his arm is and how stunning the peak is on his biceps.  His traps are good and his waist is small.  And is it my imagination, or is that look on his face one of pity, pity for us, the weaklings who are worshiping him in public.

And here we have today's ultimate muscle god.  He's all business.  Serious about his training.  Serious about his muscle.  He's a total stud.  He knows it.  We know it.  The perfect Alpha male.  Huge and ripped, his muscles are full and round and hard and he isn't even flexing.  He can't wait to dominate us physically, probably with only one hand.  Dying to experience that!  There's a part of me that wants to let lose a barrage of punches to a gut like that.  It's begging to be pounded.  Of course, all that would do is hurt my hands.  His abs look like brick wall of hard muscle.  And it might just piss him off.  Wonder what I'd have to do to make it up to him?

Mmmb's Muscle Art - Black and White

Many of you will remember the remarkable artist who went by the name "mmmb"  He had a deviantart account for a while a produce some incredible drawings and photo manipulations.  He abruptly deleted his account and has not been heard from since.  I hope he is well and thriving and will, someday, feel comfortable posting more of his incredible artwork.  These are some of my favorites of his black and white drawings.

This first is called "Meet My Biceps"...and I would certainly LOVE to meet this muscle man's biceps.  I just love the way the pencil traces and accentuates the bulging size of the muscles in this drawing.  Here Mmmb has captured that first moment where the muscle worship session is just getting serious.  "Meet my biceps, you scrawny wimp!"

The second drawing is called "Look At Me"...and how could you not?!  This drawing collects almost everything I like in muscles in one sketch: tiny waist, huge pecs, serious guns, thundering thighs.  I love how his biceps are bigger than his head and how his thighs are bigger than his waist.  All of it accentuated by such delicate pencil work!

The third drawing is called "Muscle Nerd".  Why are all people with glasses considered nerds?  And why are muscles on a guy with glasses considered such a surprise?  But intellectuals with muscle are considered unusual and surprising and surprising muscle is always erotically charged.  This handsome, shaggy haired youth is built like a freaking brick wall.  I like the way his biceps are simply exploding out of the sleeves on his T-shirt.  The shirt is cut to tease us with just a glimpse of his pectoral cleavage.

The fourth drawing is called "The Cadet".  I don't know what military school this lad is attending, but I surely wish I could go there, too.  I'm pretty sure there isn't a uniform big enough to fit this guy!  But he'll be a favorite of the other cadets, I'm sure.  It's another form of "surprising muscle", the youth with massive muscle.  I like the combination of youth and outsized muscle here.  

And, finally, the last drawing called "The Death of Superman".  Mmmb was one of the few muscle artists who was capable of combining muscular forms in action scenes.  Here the younger, buffer, stronger muscle man squeezes the life out of a conventionally muscular superhero.  The young god has a look of unconcerned pleasure about his dominant bear hug squeezing the weaker man.  He doesn't even look like he's exerting himself very much.  Notice how his bulging biceps are as big as the superhero's quads, how his fore arms are bigger than the superhero's arms.  It's a hot representation of muscle domination.

I'll have some more color drawings by Mmmb in my next post.  And if you know of anybody who has posted some of or all of his drawings and photo manipulations, please let me know!

Two Young Muscle Men

This video is long, 18 minutes.  But they two young men are beyond cute and both have really great bodies.



Neither of these guys is huge, but I really like both their physiques.  I especially like the guy on the left, Jorge.  He is such a total geek with his big thick rimmed glasses, shaggy hair cut and little hipster beard.  Then he takes off his shirt and he's got a body that is the exact opposite of the "pencil necked geek".  Holy man.  His pecs are spectacular and his abs just rock. He is a chatty thing and loves to show off his body and talk about it.

The quiet one on the right, Harold, has a leaner physique with less mass, but I like his double biceps pose and his lat spread is like a pair of wings.

They talk about Jorge wanting to continue in bodybuilding and Harold continue in fitness competitions.  I would so love to see Jorge beef up and really get bigger, so that maybe next year we could see them again and we could see how much bigger than Harold Jorge can get in one year.  I'd love to see him just explode with muscle, while Harold gets harder and more refined.  That distinction would be really hot.

Muscles In Motion

I just really enjoyed this one.  It makes no sense, but his biceps are beautiful:



And this one is a pretty impressive feat of strength and balance:



These guys are strong!  It takes a lot of strength to use another person as a barbell!  And that strength is really sexy.  And the fact that they don't have bodybuilder physiques makes their strength that much more amazing to me.  I don't expect skinny looking guys to be that strong.  But then, a good look at those biceps and then it all comes clear.

Unexpected Muscle

I have recently been doing some thinking about my relationship with muscle, strength and domination. I haven't come to any deep realizations. But I have remembered some really formative moments in the development of my relationship to muscle.

One of those was an experience with what I have called Unexpected Muscle, those chance encounters with muscle, sometimes a fleeting moment, when it's least expected.

I had met a friend for dinner at a Thai place in the Castro. We were shown to our table and I sat down on the banquet against the wall and my friend took the chair. He took off his jacket and hung it on the back of his chair.

He's taller than me, about 6 feet tall, and has a slender build that he has built up over the years into a lean and sculpted physique. I find him very attractive and usually find reasons to compliment his build when we're together and after. I mentally took note of how good he looked.

After he'd sat down and the waiter had left us, he simply lifted up his right arm and flexed it right there in the restaurant, admiring his own arm. His biceps balled up into a fine, vascular peak, and the sleeve of his shirt, slipped down off the muscle into the valley between his biceps and his delts.

I was shocked. Nobody had ever flexed for me in a public place before! And his arm looked great.

He kept his arm up and flexed and turned to me and said, "I know you're going to tell me about how good my muscles look later in an email, so I thought I'd give you something to talk about."

With that he turned to look at his own arm again and rotated his fist from over his biceps around away from them and back again a couple of times, making his biceps slide and move. Then he dropped his arm and picked up his menu.

This is not my friend. I've posted this picture before, but it seemed right as an illustration for my recollection.

I couldn't help but sputter my thanks for the flex. I'd always hoped to see him flex, but never imagined it would happen in public. It was seriously one of the most erotically charged events in my life. For the rest of the meal it was hard for me to focus on my friend's face when we talked. My eyes kept drifting down to his biceps, noting how nicely shaped they were and spotting the obvious vein that ran out from under the shirt sleeve, down over the front of his biceps and down onto his fore arms.

He's long known that i'm a muscle enthusiast, that i admire his physique even though he's not a bodybuilder. It was such an unexpected joy to have him flex for me like that. I only wish it could have gone on longer and that I could have reached out and touched it. But it is from such wishes that my fiction is born.

Surprising Muscle Now at Amazon.com

At last!  I was beginning to think it would never happen.  Surprising Muscle, the second collection of erotic, gay, muscle growth and domination stories is for sale as a paper back book at Amazon.com.  I know that some of you have been eager for this, because I've been getting emails, and now it's ready!

Surprising Muscle is a 190 pages of growth, strength, shirt tearing, flexing and fun!  It includes 10 stories including "On My Way," a little confection of a story about self worship, the title story, "Surprising Muscle" about a very happy surprise on a blind date, and 8 others.  5 of the stories were previously only available at my old membership site.

You can find Surprising Muscle at my Amazon Associate's page.

Or you can buy it the regular Amazon page.

To be honest, I make a few more pennies per sale, if you buy at my Associate's page, but you can make the purchase wherever you feel most comfortable doing it.

Also, if you've been holding back, my first book, I Am A Freak, the collection of all my Muscle Freak stories, is also available as a paper back.


And, because this is the dawn of a new era, both books are available for the Kindle, too!  How cool is that?

Surprising Muscle in Kindle format.


And I Am A Freak in Kindle format:

Happy reading!

muscle geek rules

okay, i love these two pictures that were recently posted on a muscle forum. that guy in the blue shirt is the ultimate muscle geek. in these photos he appears to be shorter and far more muscular than is his white shirted buddy. and, apologies to blue shirted boy, but he looks like a bit of a geek. even without his eye glasses.

but he's a geek with muscle! and some serious muscle at that. his white shirted friend may be taller and conventionally handsome, but blue shirt complete out muscles him! our muscle geek's arms are big, vascular and defined, just radiating superior strength. there is no doubt in my mind, nor probably in either of their minds, that our muscle geek could totally humiliate the handsome blond in any test of strength or muscle comparison.

geek muscle is a variant of unexpected muscle. we expect geeky guys to be either scrawny or overweight. when we meet a geek with muscle, it's unexpected and totally hot!

unexpected muscle

i like all kinds of muscle:
big, hulking, muscle monsters
lithe, lean and ripped muscle
over developed muscle group muscle
short muscle guys

and one i enjoy a lot: unexpected muscle, muscle on guys on whom you don't expect it. muscle can be unexpected for different reasons: youth, age, build, prior knowledge. there's nothing that'll take my breath away more than unexpected muscle. this kid, above, is a great example of unexpected muscle. you look at his face and figure because of his youth that he won't have muscles like that! his guns are way bigger than his years might suggest. first, is the surprise that a guy that young has muscles like that, then the speculation about just how strong he might be.

then there are guys like this one, who don't look like much with clothes on, but then they take off their shirts and they're built like brick walls; cobbled abs and ripped pecs that look like they belong on a bigger guy. the disjunction between the lack of size associated with muscle men and the defined, well formed and formidable muscle, evidence of strength, dedication and endurance that you just didn't suspect is terrifically hot.

another great example of unexpected muscle are guys whose muscle just seem to explode with size and power when they flex. i suspect that this guy, above, has a nice arm and a decent build when he's relaxed and unflexed. but when he flexes his biceps they explode with size, balling up into an honest to goodness baseball sized mound of hard muscle. it's massive and defined, a spectacular example of muscular form.

then, perhaps the best kind of unexpected muscle, is discovering muscle on people you know in some way but without muscle. i think this is why i enjoy celebrity muscle morphs. i'm familiar with the actor and know his body, or think i do and then, bam! the guy is huge! seeing skinny or even nicely built celebrities pumped up well into the realm of bodybuilder proportions or beyond is so exciting. they're always handsome, but handsome with muscle, is hotter. handsome with big, big muscle is even hotter.

when you have a friend who starts working out, then keeps at it over the months and years, you can constantly have those kind of unexpected muscle moments. in your memory, they will always have the build they had when you first met them. as their bodies lean out and grow with dense, hard muscle, every time you see them, it's like, damn! where'd all that beef come from? it's a momentary surprise, then you remember the training and the dedication and you know where it came from. but that flash of surprise is something you experience every time you see them. the bigger they get over the years, the greater that sense of surprise.

if you haven't seen the person in a long time, then the sense of surprise is heightened and prolonged. when you run into a friend from high school or college years later and find they've discovered the gym in the intervening years, building themselves up into buff and beefy examples of manhood, it's all you can do to keep from asking them to flex for you! and because you haven't seen them in years, you can question them at length about their training, transformation, motivation and ask the question all weight trainers dread: so, how much you bench? all you want to do is talk about how freaking amazing they look now. and you know what? they love it! that's all they want to talk about, too! at least i hope so.

lets hear it for unexpected muscle! i'd love to hear about your encounters with unexpected muscle.