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An Amazing Muscle Comparison

Sometimes you see a picture and you think, Damn! Here is one of those photos:

This photograph looks like a scene from one of my books. It may just become a scene in one of my books. here we get to bodybuilders comparing their physiques. The little guy is shredded and looks awesome. Then the big guy comes in and just dwarfs the little one. It appears that the big guy's arm  is as big as the little guy's thighs. It is apparent that his fore arm is as big or bigger than the little guy's calves. Hell, this fore arms are as big or bigger than the little guy's biceps!

Normally, I'd say that the little guy is a total Alpha Male, but here, the big guy is. The little guy is hot, hot, hot, but seeing him dwarfed in comparison to the bigger guy is just amazing. The comparison just makes the man I would have called a muscle god the total muscle puppy. The big guy could use the little one a a muscle toy. If you would happen to know the name of the little guy, or where I could find other pix of him, drop me a line.

Flexing Biceps in a Small Shirt

This guy isn't huge. But he has some guns. I really like the way he shows 'em off.

The way the shirt fits suggests that his arms are over developed, out of proportion to the rest of him. I like that. I really like that. I think this guy really knows how to show off what he's got.

Changes Coming

Now that I am less in the moment, I am going to take some time and reassess the purpose and direction of this blog. I will no longer be blogging at this address. There are 4 entries scheduled and they will be posted. After that when I know where my new blog will be, I'll post a link along with an announcement.
Thank you for your support over all these years. I hope that we can continue our relationship...in a new location.

It's Been A Good Run

Well, it has been a good run.
Blogger will no longer allow Adult Content blogs to be monitized.
Which means they won't allow me to have links to my book or where you could buy my books.
Blogger is bullshit.

Romeo Boxer Takes Some Gut Punches

Sometimes a little gut punching is hot.
This is a boxer who is known to me as Romeo Boxer.

These are real body shots.
He's taking them like a champ. See how he's interacting with other people in the gym while taking the punches? Then he lifts up his arms in a double biceps pose at the end. Man what a freaking stud!

Not Huge, But Shredded

This guy isn't huge. But he is shredded to the bone and it makes what muscle he has look freaking awesome.

I would make this man my muscle toy: make him train and train and pack on muscle just for me. My guess is that this guy freaks people out when he takes off his shirt. He's not big enough to look muscular in a shirt. But take that shirt off and bam: muscle. Love surprising muscle.

New Story From Falseyedee!

I've got a new book out! It is a short story of about 7000 words that tells the story of two young men coming to terms with their sexuality. Mr. Biceps relates the story about one guy who discovers his inner Alpha Male buy building up his body and his friend who learns what he really likes. It is only available as a Kindle ebook at the moment. You can find it at Amazon.com.

Robin Strand Off Season

Robin Strand is one of my favorite young bodybuilders today. Here's a recent video:

Damn! But this boy is BIG. His guns are just massive. I'd like to see this guy arm wrestle and wrestle with that Conner kid. THAT would be awesome.

More Tight Shirts

Continuing a theme: Muscle Men in Tight Shirts:
There is nothing like a muscle man in a tight shirt. Short of going shirtless, the tight shirt is the best way to establish your Alpha Male status: showing off without flexing or posing. But if you flex in your tight shirt, total Alpha.

Lets look at a few.

You've heard or read the phrase "shirt so tight you could see his abs"? Yeah, this is exactly that. And his vascular and bulging biceps ain't bad either.

Not exactly a tight shirt, but his biceps are surely stretching that sleeve mighty tight! I love a polo stretched tight over muscle.

A dim photo, but a hot one. This guy has a nice muscular physique. I like the thin cotton, and the wide neck. But what I really like is that his arms are so big that they are stretching the fabric tight while it is just snug everywhere else. Nearly the ideal look in my book.

Can you believe this guy's pecs? They are about to pop right out and over the top of that shirt! Totally hot! Did I say the previous guy was nearly ideal? Pecs bursting over the neck line of a tank top is even more ideal.

What happened to this guy? Why did he stop posting? Love the way his arms are bursting out of that shirt. Also really like how his chest is so big he'd NEVER be able to button the buttons on the thing. Woof!

Tight shit, smoking bod, gorgeous smile, sliver of tight abs showing; just yummy.

This beast is the King of the Tight Shirt. He's so big it looks like an acre of fabric is required just to cover his arm and several acres just to cover one of his massive pecs!

Skin Tight Shirts

I love a muscle man in a skin tight shirt. You know, a shirt so tight it looks painted on.
Well, here are two muscle studs who didn't bother with fabric shirts, they really did just paint the shirts on!
Here you go:

I'm not sure that all of that definition is his, or if he's using the paint to enhance the definition he has, but I really like that he was confident enough about his body to just paint it instead of putting on a shirt. It is the solution when you can't find a shirt that is tight enough!

This muscle hunk didn't even bother to paint on an entire shirt. He made it a stomach exposing cut off shirt. Now that's confidence! The stripes on the arms accentuate the size of his biceps. The number 1 accentuates his firm mounds of pectoral flesh.

Is it just me? or can't you imagine that the first guy is the muscle toy for the second guy?

Whether you can or not, you have to agree that these two are Alpha Males, able to show off their dynamite bods by just painting on a shirt, are HAWT. The muscle toy would be fun to dominate. The muscle hunk would be fun to worship.

But this guy takes the prize. He doesn't even need to have a freaking shirt, he's painted with a design that makes him look dangerous and accentuates his beautiful body. I love the way the abdominal design underscores his pecs making them stand out even more than they would. This is the true Alpha Male. Both of the other guys would be his bitches. They would worship him. He is the muscle god. Let us give him his due.

Gimme Some Muscle in a Tight Shirt!

I like muscle men in tight shirts.
I like muscle men who like to show off.
A muscle man flexing in a tight shirt is HAWT!
Here you go:

This studly Alpha Male (posing in a parking lot!) is stoked.
I love the way his shirt is practically a second skin on his tight torso.
I love the way the contrast between his black shirt and light skin accentuates the size of his biceps and triceps.
Can you imagine this monster wrapping those pythons around your chest and  s q u e e z i n g  ?
Bestill my heart.
This dominant muscle god demands to be worshipped.

Gimme Some Shirtless Muscle!

Posing and flexing are forms of showing off.
When you've got a body worth showing off, do it!
Here is a great shirtless muscle stud going through his flexing paces:

Damn, he is fine.
This awesome Alpha Male has it all: wasp waist, powerful chest, bulging biceps.
I particularly like the clear definition between his upper and lower pecs when he does his most muscular pose.
This dominant stud doesn't even have to flex to establish his Alpha-ness.
But when he does? Totally worshipworthy.

Too Big Arms? No Such Thing.

I like men with big biceps.
I like men with over developed muscle groups.
A guy with over developed biceps is HAWT!
So here you go:

Love this guy's physique.
Love the how big and out of proportion his arms are to an otherwise damn fine bod.
With arms like those he is well on his way to being a totally dominant Alpha Male.
He is knocking at the door of the muscle freak club.
With those arms, that chest, and the washboard abs, he is an utterly worshipworthy muscle puppy.
I could look at that disparity all day long.

Biceps!

You know you love a man with big ol' biceps. Well here are two for you.  First up, this cocky Asian, posing in the locker room at the gym. Nice muscular physique. The stand out though is the split in his biceps. That's why they call the bi-ceps, there are two heads of muscle there. This guy's got a great split peak. A fellow could get lost in that valley. He's hot and he knows it. You can see it in his eyes. Posing in the locker room, total Alpha.

And now an up and comer. He is bigger now than in this picture, but I love this picture. The double biceps pose is one of cocky domination when done correctly. He doesn't even look like he's flexing all that hard. I bet if he really flexed those big ol' biceps would really pop! But even so, look at those guns! Softball sized biceps and a nice little waist.

Two Alpha men who are completely worshipworthy!

Tired of The Old Stuff? Here's New Stuff!

Are you tired of the old stuff? Sorry about the length of time that went on. Here's something new to freshen the pot a little:

Isn't this guy hot? He's ripped and vascular and on his way to Alpha hotness.

I think this is a really great pose, showing off both of his bulging biceps. I dunno. I just think this guy's got it all goin' on and his buddy in the back is looking a little defeated.

And finally, here is a nice comparison. My notes indicate that these are brothers. The brother in front has a pretty good build. I'd turn my head to look at him. Nice tight waist and decent biceps. But his brother, behind him, is huge! Massive arms and shoulders and the glasses and brush cut that establish his cocky personality. What a pair they make. I'd love to be around if they were to wrestle. The guy in front wouldn't stand a chance. His brother is the Alpha here.

All four guys are worshipworthy. But I think the guy in the guy in the second photo is my personal favorite of these four.

Revisiting Another Early Post

This is an early post from 2009 (have I really been doing this that long?). In it I discuss some of the statistics I gather and calculate. At the time I was being all ee cummings with my capitalization. Please excuse that and enjoy the discussion. 

daryl gee and statistics

daryl gee. short, ripped, muscular guy who likes to show it off. what more can a guy want?

this guy is just a beast. if only his waist and hips were a bit more narrow. then he would have the kind of exaggerated physique that i dream about; like a human morph.

i have, for several years, kept a data base of muscle. in the excel spread sheet, i've noted the stats of men of varying muscularity. height, weight, chest, waist, quads, arms, calves, neck and fore arms. those are the basic numbers. not many of my entries have numbers for all those measures. for some reason calves, neck and fore arms aren't very popular to measure.

but then i have other numbers i've calculated that i find interesting. the first is the least esoteric: the drop. the drop is the difference between the chest dimension and the waist dimension. for example if you have a 40 inch chest and a 32 inch waist, you have an 8 inch drop. the drop is a number tailors use. it determines if a shirt is regular cut or athletic cut. generally a 10 inch or greater drop is considered "athletic".

another number i've tracked is weight in pounds per inch of height. it allows me to compare more readily a tall muscle guy with a short muscle guy. for instance, if a guy is 6 feet tall [72 inches] and weighs 200 pounds, 200 divided by 72 = 2.77 pounds per inch of height. if a guy who is 5'-6" [66 inches] and weighs 190 pounds, 190 divided by 66 = 2.87 pounds per inch. the shorter guy would be, though lighter, more muscular, assuming they had the same bodyfat levels.

another number i've tracked is the difference between the waist size and the arm. the bigger the arm is and the smaller the waist is, the bigger that number is. for example, if a guy has a 32 inch waist and 16 inch arms, the number is 16. but if the guy has a 34 inch waist and 20 inch arms, the number is 14. this is one of the ways i track that exaggeration factor i'm so weird about.

i've also calculated the relative size of men's chests to their height by percentage. like if you're 6 feet tall [72 inches] with a 48 inch chest, your chest is 66.66% of your height. if you're 5'-6" tall [66 inches] with a 46 inch chest, your chest is 69.69% of your height.

there are roughtly 125 different men in my data base. most are professional or amateur bodybuilders. the pro's generally have pound per inch numbers in the 3.3 to 4.6 range [4.6 is sean allan]. the amateurs generally have pound per inch numbers in the 2.8 to 3.5 range. the physique/fitness models/porn stars generally have pound per inch numbers in the 2.4 to 2.8 range.

who said math was dull?

Top 10 Posts at Musclaneous - #1

Okay, we know you like muscle domination, muscle comparisons and morphs. But what you seem to like most of all is big, bulging, banging biceps! This video post of this hot young bodybuilder pumping up his massive, vascular guns is the single most popular post in this site's history, getting more views than numbers 7, 8, 9 and 10 combined!  So I'll try to feature more biceps themed posts.



14 JANUARY 2013

Magnificent Arms

What more can I say? This guy's guns are PUMPED to the max. Glorious biceps! And his pecs are pretty sweet as well.

Top 10 Posts - #2

We're almost at the number one post in Musclaneous.com history.  Here is number two: a morph posts!  The artist known as n-o-n-a-m-e is one of the best morphing artists out there and the final post in my series of posts featuring his work comes in at #2 in the list of most popular posts.



27 FEBRUARY 2012

Morphs by n-o-n-a-m-e - Muscle Fantasy

Wrapping up this month's look at the work of n-o-n-a-m-e, we'll think about muscle fantasy.

And "Muscle Fantasy - tribute" is the name of this morph.  By now, you can practically recite what I'm going to say about this image that I like: tiny waist, tree trunk thighs, gargantuan chest, massive biceps....  This guy, in this image, is nearly perfect.  I love the thighs bigger than his waist.  I love the biceps bigger than his head. I love the voluptuous and massive roundness of his pecs, delts biceps and fore arms.  Can real men achieve physiques like this?  No.  Not with steroids.  Not with growth hormones.  Not with infinite amounts of training.  But it is such a fantastically erotic fantasy.

Check out n-o-n-a-m-e's deviant art site!

Top 10 - #3

Not too many quibbles from me about the popularity of this post featuring Raciel Castro.  The man is one seriously massive muscle man (triple M!).


07 JANUARY 2013

Massive Muscle Man

Have you seen Raciel Castro before? Probably. But I simply love this guy's physique.  He is a massive muscle man (triple M), with gloriously overdeveloped biceps. Hotness personified.  I'd love to know how big those guns measure and how small his waist is.  Seriously.  Look how his arms compare to his waist.  Mind boggling.

Top 10 - #4

This is number 4 on the list of the most popular posts here at Musclaneous.com.  Once again it a muscle comparison post.  And it is actually a favorite of mine as well.  Some really hot guys demonstrating their muscular superiority just by standing next to somebody.



20 DECEMBER 2011

I Love Muscle Comparisons

I like these two young men.  The guy in the black tank top isn't bad to look at, but his buddy in the white tank top is freaking sweet!  Look at his chest and arms!  Wow.  I don't know how the black tank can keep his hands off all that thick muscle!

Then there are these two.  I like this comparison.  The muscleman on the left has a chiseled physique.  His friend may have equally big arms, but the muscleman is lean and cut and big.  I like the way he has his arm around the waist of this friend.  It's like he's saying, yeah, you're my toy.  I half expect the next picture to be the of the bear hug where the shirtless hunk using those big biceps squeezing his buddy into submission

Love a muscle stud who'll flex in the class room.  He just asserts his masculinity, like this young man.  Love his  baseball sized biceps just balled up, towering over the bicep of his smaller friend.  And check out the expressions on their faces.  This muscle boy as a knowing smirk of pure superiority.  And his friend doesn't look too happy about it.

Here's another great picture of two muscle boys comparing their biceps.  If the big guy in front wasn't there, I'd be all over the other guy's muscles.  He's cut and big and his fore arm is formidable.  But in comparison to the guy in front...it's like what red head?  The guy in front has biceps as big as the little guy's head.  That's just hot.  I also like the way the little guy can't keep his hands off the bigger guy.  See how he's got his hand around the bigger guy's waist?

I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of any of these big boys.  Big muscles like these demand to be worshiped.  My guess is that if you ask nicely, almost any big muscleman would flex or let you feel his powerful biceps.

Top Posts - #5

I'm surprised that number 5 is one of the most recent posts. Y'all like some muscle domination!



21 JANUARY 2013

Muscle Domination

Big Conner is really starting to live up to his name.  In this video we get to see him in comparison to a scrawny friend, then we get to see him man-handle the little guy.  Conner is a total Alpha.  He really enjoys dominating the little guy with pure strength, not fancy technique.  Oh, to be that little man!

Top 10 Posts - #6

Muscle comparisons are some of the most popular posts.

24 SEPTEMBER 2012

Muscle Comparisons

I love it when I can compare a muscle man to a non-muscle man.  I know the muscle men enjoy it too...and often so do the non-muscle men.  It's another form of PDA.

Here's a good example of a regular guy compared to a muscle guy.  The muscle man is gorgeous, and a major stud and his biceps make the other guy look puny.  And they're posing in a public venue.  Total PDA. It is amazing to me that the regular guy not only wants his humiliation documented, but he's smiling!  Yeah, he likes a muscle man, too.

Here are a couple of competitors on both sides of a non-competitor.  Not sure of the sport, but the guy on the left is stoked.  He may be shorter than the other two, but his body is much, much better.  Stripping off your shirt for a photo with others is a sure sign of PDA.  Here the other competitor doesn't seem too happy, but the regular guy in the middle seems satisfied.

Another comparison from a party.  The regular guy in the middle looks like he's challenging the bruiser on the right to flex his arm, too.  But it is the smiling muscle god on the left that takes the show.  Total display of PDA.  Awesome arm and great smile.  He knows he's the Alpha male here.  And the smiling guy's fore arms look to be bigger than the regular guy's biceps.  That's a great comparison.

I wish the lighting was better in this last picture.  But look at the size of the guy on the left!  Oh, my goodness, he is a total muscle god.  Almost a head shorter than his scrawny friend, his muscles are just stunning in their mounding thickness and size.  The look of quiet confidence on his face says it all as these two pose at the gym.  Hot!

Top 10 Posts - #7

21 SEPTEMBER 2012

Muscle In Tight Shirts

You don't need to strip to show off your body.  Sometimes the right shirt is all you need to assert your muscular dominance.

This guy's got it all going on.  Super body.  The snug, sleeveless shirt exposes his arms and hugs his torso, leaving no doubt about how big a bad ass he is.  The fact that the shirt and the pants are the same color, accentuate his height and make those arms look ridiculously impressive.

This guy is a competitive bodybuilder in the welterweight or fly weight division.  When you are short and lean, you need the right shirt to make your true size and development apparent.  This shirt is perfect for that.  It highlights his biceps and hugs his torso.  His pecs are obvious here as are his shoulders.  No doubt about how small his waist is.

This guy goes by the name "Prince of Abs".  Even with his shirt on, you can see why.  Another tight shirt that exposes the biceps and hugs the torso tightly.  I love the way we can see how far his pecs protrude and the individual cobbles of his phenomenal abs.  

This picture shows us that you don't need to be wearing lycra either.  This goofy muscle man knows that his normal cotton T-shirt is all he needs to show off his beefy build.  The fabric is stretched tight around his chest and his arms are so big that the sleeves can barely cover his shoulders, leaving his big ol' biceps fully exposed.  His little buddy on the left looks pretty into his body, too.  I don't blame the little guy.

Top 10 Posts - #8 & #9

In our countdown of the top 10 posts here at Musclaneous.com, numbers 8 & 9 are tied in the number of total post views.  Number 9 is more recent.

10 DECEMBER 2012

I'd Stare, too

I don't blame the guy on the right for staring.  I'd stare, too.  Look at black shirt's body!  Arms with that vein! Big shoulders! Bulging pecs! Tight waist!  Oh, yum.

Number 8 is an oldy but a goody.

10 JULY 2006

muscle morphs

this was the first muscle "morph" i ever saw on the internet. it looks fairly amateurish to me now, but back when i first saw it.... let's just say that this image featured in many of my dreams.

i'd never SEEN a picture of a guy with this kind of outsized muscle before. he didn't look like any bodybuilder i'd ever seen. he was even better! just the thought of a guy with arms so over developed compared to the rest of him....

whew. the idea still gets me hot.

i enjoy a skillful morph. they tap into the fantasy aspect of the muscle growth fascination. if they're well done, they give you pause, is that real? it's hot. oh, it's a morph.

for a fleeting moment, the possibility of really freakish muscle is real. i like that.

Top 10 Musclaneous Posts: #10

This blog has been around a while, so I thought it might be fun to revisit the 10 most popular posts from over the years.  This is #10.  And it's a good one!

08 DECEMBER 2011

Two Young Muscle Men

This video is long, 18 minutes.  But they two young men are beyond cute and both have really great bodies.



Neither of these guys is huge, but I really like both their physiques.  I especially like the guy on the left, Jorge.  He is such a total geek with his big thick rimmed glasses, shaggy hair cut and little hipster beard.  Then he takes off his shirt and he's got a body that is the exact opposite of the "pencil necked geek".  Holy man.  His pecs are spectacular and his abs just rock. He is a chatty thing and loves to show off his body and talk about it.

The quiet one on the right, Harold, has a leaner physique with less mass, but I like his double biceps pose and his lat spread is like a pair of wings.

They talk about Jorge wanting to continue in bodybuilding and Harold continue in fitness competitions.  I would so love to see Jorge beef up and really get bigger, so that maybe next year we could see them again and we could see how much bigger than Harold Jorge can get in one year.  I'd love to see him just explode with muscle, while Harold gets harder and more refined.  That distinction would be really hot.

A Growing Muscle Champ

This Romanian guy is a muscle puppy.  He's just starting on his road to become in muscle man.  But, that being said, he's got a nice set of abdominal muscles and some serious shoulders.  Really.  Those things are massive.  His arms ain't bad neither.  Can't wait to see this guy's muscle grow into proportion to his height.  Yeah.  Massive.

Synthol Man

This is an advertising video for a Russian synthol company. I don't condone using synthol.  It isn't good for your body, is potentially dangerous and smacks of cheating to get big.  Not to mention it's size without strength.

On the other hand, the before and after is totally hot! I'm such a muscle queen.

Muscle Domination

Big Conner is really starting to live up to his name.  In this video we get to see him in comparison to a scrawny friend, then we get to see him man-handle the little guy.  Conner is a total Alpha.  He really enjoys dominating the little guy with pure strength, not fancy technique.  Oh, to be that little man!

Magnificent Arms

What more can I say? This guy's guns are PUMPED to the max. Glorious biceps! And his pecs are pretty sweet as well.

Massive Muscle Man

Have you seen Raciel Castro before? Probably. But I simply love this guy's physique.  He is a massive muscle man (triple M), with gloriously overdeveloped biceps. Hotness personified.  I'd love to know how big those guns measure and how small his waist is.  Seriously.  Look how his arms compare to his waist.  Mind boggling.

Happy New Year Bonus

Here is an intense arm training video from one of my favorite bodybuilders, Lorenzo Becker.  Some Inspiration for the New Year!  Get out there and train!  Grow!  Get massive!

But will you get as big as this Massive Muscle Monster? (A triple M if there ever was one.)  Lorenzo has completely transformed his body from scrawny nothing to Gargantuan Muscle Beast in only 6 years.  230 pounds at 5'-7" tall, he is nearly perfect in my book.  And look at those freaking arms!  They have to be 20 inches!  I can't even imagine how strong he must be.  What it would be like to shake his hand as he squeezed your hand tight; to try to wrap your hands around those guns; to be crushed in his arms in a submission bear hug.  Ooof!  He's a Muscle God and completely worship worthy.